Great Fun

They say the best things in life are free
like my Medicare col on os co py

the day before you just want to clap
while drinking all the stuff that makes you crap

once or twice would've been just fine
but don't wander to far from the county line

we got to the hospital at the time they said
checked in and found a nice cozy bed

The nurse told me honey now don't you fear
when we put this probe way up your rear

you won't feel a thing cause we give you gas
before the camera does it's thing way up your ass

it all sounded great but I'm not so sure
that I'll feel this confidant in another year

I must've said something that wasn't me
at my Medicare col on os co py

some nurses were chuckling and just that soon
woke up a little groggy in a different room

the whole things over and now I know
you can have more fun at a rodeo

watching someone else try to hold on fast
the rides kinda rough but you get a pass

and now you know everything about me
and my Medicare col on os co py