Family Camp

A cyclopes only has one eye
two-headed monster four
the bear might eat you if you cry
so slash him if he roars
be careful of those robot arms
they'll knock you if you're slow
so many monsters in the way
the pirates had to go

I head they gathered on a boat
and sang a pirates ditty
some said aaaarg or yo ho ho
some thought they were so pretty
the capt'ns had a treasure map
and led their troops away
then from behind a near by tree
they saw the cyclopes sway

It had no chance that one eyed dear
and neither did the bear
two heads are better than just one
but this fight wasn't fair
the robots seemed a bit confused
perhaps it was their foe
who circled fast and cut them down
there's treasure left you know

They found the booty buried deep
beneath Geneva's sand
it was a long march to get there
across that rolling land
they had their sabers in the air
some flint locks by their side
and terrorized our sweet neighbors
(which made me filled with pride)

Now pirates come in many shapes
perhaps a dozen sizes
each one loves to find that loot
and divide all those prizes
but at the end of such a day
with s'mores over the fire
you'd think a pirate would wear out
I know their mommies tire

We sat around those glowing logs
with kiddies tucked in bed
some might have even been asleep
or whispering instead
we talked about the pirate's quest
that day beneath the sun
of pool and surf and happy looks
yes, family camp is fun