THAT WAS FUN - I was on a road test yesterday, we were on the freeway and Destiny does not see the car merging from the right until it is beside us. Without looking she darts left, sideswiping an 18 wheeler. Destiny screams, mother in the back seat screams, I grab the steering wheel to stop us swearving and tell Destiny to accelarate because she has taken her foot off the gas. We and 18 wheeler exit, no damage to his truck, about a two foot long grouping of scratches on Destiny's van but doesn't matter because it was a beat up vehicle anyway. Destiny fails.
Two tests later 18 yr old Lamar is doing fine but remarks as we are getting on the freeway during 5 pm traffic, "This should be interesting, I've never been on the freeway before." - "Oh crap" I think. But Lamar does fine.
Last test of the day I am giving instructions to 21 year old Donald for the parking manuevars when his mother comes up and says; "Donald has autism so he might just stare at you when you tell him something." Donald gets stuck in the first backup section and can't figure out how to get out. He does just stare at me but then asks, "What should I do?" He fails. Mother, who looks and talks like the nun on Sister Act who had the alarm clock that said, "Get out of bed you sleepy head" tells me that Donald has not driven very much because he does not like to practice. She wants me to tell Donald that he needs to practice driving. Oh dear! PTL the day is over.
Two tests later 18 yr old Lamar is doing fine but remarks as we are getting on the freeway during 5 pm traffic, "This should be interesting, I've never been on the freeway before." - "Oh crap" I think. But Lamar does fine.
Last test of the day I am giving instructions to 21 year old Donald for the parking manuevars when his mother comes up and says; "Donald has autism so he might just stare at you when you tell him something." Donald gets stuck in the first backup section and can't figure out how to get out. He does just stare at me but then asks, "What should I do?" He fails. Mother, who looks and talks like the nun on Sister Act who had the alarm clock that said, "Get out of bed you sleepy head" tells me that Donald has not driven very much because he does not like to practice. She wants me to tell Donald that he needs to practice driving. Oh dear! PTL the day is over.
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