My wife said, Honey, our rest be ahead
if we spend a few dollars for a Sleep Number bed
a split king will raise either head or the feet
with an app on our phones, wouldn't that be so neat?
And the best thing my dear is when you're snoring loud
I'll message adjustment then send to the cloud
and up goes your noggin to quiet the roar
no need for my leaving and closing the door
Thus we dropped some big bucks and had our first night
first programmed our comfort, set the numbers just right
then fell fast asleep till the first lightning strike
now I look like a diver at the peak of his pike
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