It seems that back in 1961 when the
stone pieces were first discovered the archeology team responsible
for excavating the particular calendar section of glyphs from the
ruins of Building number 17 had no idea what information the pieces
conveyed. Centuries of jungle growth, mold and dirt did not allow
for any accurate type of photography so the ancient writings needed
to be transported to a location back in Mexico City where they could
be carefully cleaned, analyzed and preserved.
From his death bed last month Chas
Gilligan Johnson, who at the time was a student apprentice working on
the project for the Mayan Guppy project, told this story through his girl friend Mary Ann for the first time.
As the pieces were chiseled out of the
base limestone and carefully placed on the wooden donkey cart he
accidentally bumped the cart causing all of the stone pieces to fall
off. He then tripped over the pile thus scattering and chipping most
of the lot. Without informing the project's Captain he put them back
together as best he could. They had found and transported hundreds
of other stone pieces with this strange and then indecipherable
pictorial imagery and Chas thought that overall his little mistake
would not make any difference. He was going to take his secret to
the grave but in the end he wanted to go out with a clear conscience.
Dr. Antiono Gesiepe-Riveria Gonzalez,
the original MIT professor credited with deciphering the Mayan
graphics and ferreting out the complicated code for the dating system
used by the Mayan, using funding provided by a mysterious millionaire
only identified as “Lovey”, had determined that pieces from
Building 17 depicted what could be described as a type of dating
calculator, used for establishing future advantageous times for
agricultural plantings and religious ceremonies as well as a way to
predict astrological signs, periods of famine, wars and catastrophes
such as earthquakes, floods and even plagues. Dr. Gonzalez, who died
in 2010 was the first to proclaim that this Mayan calendar ran out of
time on 12/21/2012. If the calendar ran out of time it could only
mean one thing - THE VERY POSSIBLE END OF THE WORLD!
The newest revelations by Chas “Little
Buddy” Johnson set in motion a frantic reevaluation conducted by a
top team of MIT scientists of the data first collected by the famed
archeologist. They had the original limestone pieces on loan from
the University of Mexico City, Cuidad Campus. Using current laser
and infrared technology they were able to reassemble the
pieces in the proper order and were shocked to find that these icons
presented quite a different end of the world scenario than purported
by Dr. Gonzalez.
At a press conference this week called
by a once beautiful but now aging actress the scientists showed
charts and graphs of the new findings. The calendar did not end on
12/21/12. Indeed, the images did not depict a calendar at all. It
turns out that in the latest and now indisputable (by ALL the worlds
scientists) analysis the following conclusion can be made.
The pieces were from a practice wall for young and
upcoming stone carvers. After they had mastered chiseling the
numbers 0 to 9 they would be put to work on the real parts of the
massive Mayan Pyramid and Temple complex, and then when finished be
sacrificed to the Jaguar god by having their still beating hearts
ripped out and put on their chest. Knowing that this would be for
them – THE DEFINITE END OF THE WORLD! - the young men practiced
chiseling over and over – 1,2,1,2,12. One poor sucker messed up
with 1,2,2,1,1,2 and the gig was up.
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