Saturday, April 28, 2012

The Girl With The D'wagon Tattoo


We are getting to the season where the weather warms and tattoos on females are becoming more and more visible. Until I started doing driver examinations I had never dreamed that so many women had so many tattoos in so many places.

The writing on the neck or the floral design on the shoulder or the little ankle icons are easy to spot. But honey, when you lean over to get the insurance documents out of the glove compartment and I see a large landscape scene tattooed on your lower back just above the exposed Grand Canyon no longer covered by those low riding jeans, Yikes!

The fashions of today show way more than many of these gals realize (ha ha). Yes, you're 17 and already nicely developed so you wear your blouse and jeans cut low to advertise the fact and to show off that nifty rose petal and your mom or dad for goodness sakes is there with you for the test and they let you go out in public that way. Bet they never check your internet, music, TV or DVD selections either.

Fashions can change, but what's going to happen to that really unattractive blue and red and orange ink in 25 years? It will still be there under your pale white skin while just about everything else in your life will have changed. 
 
I know, I'm just an old fart and a conservative one at that. Tattoos are something I associate with male sailors who got drunk on shore leave and found themselves in their bunks the next morning with imbedded ink on their arms honoring mom or a current flame.

I actually had a guy come in for a test this year who was an ex Navy Seal. He was average size with a wirey build and wore a sleeveless shirt that showed off forearms and biceps that looked like Popeye's. In fact he had a scrunched up mouth and funny nose and if he closed one eye he would be a spitting image of Popeye. His arms and biceps were entirely covered with tattoos, and on him them actually looked, well, appropriate.

I have a son-in-law who is a minister and he has a cross tattoo on his arm from college days and he probably still loves it. Two of my nephews who are brothers (and over 18) went out and had identical cross with scripture verses tattooed on their sides Ouch! I was kinda involved in the drama with the moma before she gave her blessing and I didn't voice an objection.

Hey, maybe needing the help at my age and having a wealth of life experience behind me, I could with sound mind and body have a tattoo on the back of my hand which says; “When she leans over to get the insurance, turn your head”.

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